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Seal Demotivational Poster

STOP CLUBBING, BABY SEALS - Once again, punctuation makes all the difference ...

TAGS: stop clubbing baby seals punctuation
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:44 am
Would it be copyright infringement if I used that joke on someone? I'll have it back by Tuesday.
Budog - March 21, 2012, 3:09 am
No, I just found the picture...
patchu - March 18, 2012, 3:59 pm
Did you do the ph**oshop on this yourself? It's genius!
FSM - February 14, 2012, 4:22 pm
A baby seal walks into a club.
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am
clubin just got ***y
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am
clubin just got ***y
Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:06 pm
Thank you... 8)
motinet - February 8, 2012, 2:04 pm

Aaaaaan Budog takes the top spot on motifake. nicely done
forseti - February 7, 2012, 1:07 am
"innocent creatures, and whales"??? So whales are guilty? STOP BEING GENERALIZING! Some whales aren't guilty!
tellitlikeitis - February 6, 2012, 8:20 pm
Brillant... love it. Their such beautiful creatures. And a big thank to one man called Paul Watson who's mission in life is to save innocent creatures, and whales, etc.
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 11:55 am
please don't. st5p :)
forseti - February 6, 2012, 8:02 am
5 Canadian Clubs! 118360 :D


TAGS: us navy seals
Rating: 4.85/5

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Iconoclast - March 2, 2012, 8:20 pm
Excellent poster. I saw the quote and didn't even think about doing a poster on it. Thanks for doing it.

JUST REVEALED - The identity of the U.S. Navy SEAL who shot Osama Bin Ladin's eye out


TAGS: navy seals
Rating: 4.53/5

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Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 9:00 am
TO FINISH BART'S QUOTE: "laden with bullets" (that's a heavy "A", ladies and gents). Oh, and hey Bart.
Bartimaeus - May 9, 2011, 6:06 pm
Osama! "Osama who?" Osama Bin...*BANG*BANG*BANG*

BLONDES - Are you the one who got Osama Bin Laden ?

TAGS: blondes seals duh osama
Rating: 4.45/5

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WestTexRedneck - August 31, 2011, 12:24 pm
why yes, Yes I am the one....
mariand - August 30, 2011, 2:14 am
LOL... I think blonde5 can feel offended by that question


TAGS: seal clubbing one hit wonder
Rating: 4.39/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 12:46 pm
Though this is violence upon animals, why do I find these jokes so hilarious? 5seals.
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 6:58 pm
Vindication of the Grammar Nazis!
Dimytri - January 15, 2011, 11:56 pm
Thank you
motinet - January 14, 2011, 9:40 pm

fricken hilarious!

PSYCHO SEAL - the zoo is a dangerous place

TAGS: psycho seal
Rating: 2.11/5

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agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 1:56 am
That's what I was aiming for, sarcastically.
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 1:50 am
I was thinking it was more like celebrating tolerance
agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 1:18 am
1. the state or fact of being diverse; difference; unlikeness. 2. variety; multiformity. 3. a point of difference.
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 1:16 am
Diversity? I am confused, as usual
agdaniele - December 5, 2010, 11:16 pm
Celebrate diversity, claire! LOL!
ICEMAN - December 5, 2010, 11:14 pm
You mean the crappy ones, right?
Claire - December 5, 2010, 11:06 pm
I'm gonna go ahead and say it. What's with all the posters lately?
50cal - December 5, 2010, 8:51 pm
Most over used ph**o on the net!


TAGS: military seals
Rating: 4.6/5

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Master - April 23, 2011, 1:54 pm
Most people like to make a**umptions, rather than think things through. Drunks are better at this than are most people. Cool story!

THE WATER-TIGHT SEAL - Now available in camo.

TAGS: navy seal
Rating: 4.78/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 30, 2012, 4:27 pm
That is very true, and I agree on discussion, not argumentation. I was just curious and with the help of various people, we got to the bottom of it :) if I have not said it before, I like the poster, and knowing it's a Mk43 I like it even more
lgvernon - April 30, 2012, 3:27 pm

That's quite all right, Mor! I love getting things right!~Discussion always helps!~
M0rd3kaI - April 30, 2012, 3:12 pm
Lol, LG, count on me to find a way to get a topic vaguely off topic XD
M0rd3kaI - April 30, 2012, 3:11 pm
Mk43... never even knew that existed, but now that you mention it it does look remarkably similar to the M60E3. The picture you linked has a slightly shorter barrel and threw me off at first, but see the resemblance now. Thanks for that.
lgvernon - April 27, 2012, 5:07 pm

Ah, OK, I see the difference, now. Thank you. Truth be told, I selected the ph**o for the poster based entirely on the MAN. Thank again!~
RetiredUSNChief - April 27, 2012, 4:55 pm
Close, but not quite. It resembles more the M60E4, but is actually a SACO Defense MK43 Mod 0. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:M60iraq2003.jpg The heat shield on the MK43/M60E4 rises slighty higher and is closer to the barrel end than the M60E3.
M0rd3kaI - April 26, 2012, 5:53 pm
Thanks Cranky and LG yes compared to the pic in the poster it is definitely the M60E3, it has the correct sight, barrel/gastube and bipod placement and looks, I thought about the M60, but didn't think it was it. Thanks for that though, much appreciated :)
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:33 pm

The barrel connectors are the same, sight the same, suppressor the same. I think you got it.
crankyhead - April 26, 2012, 5:13 pm
I dunno if that's it for sure, really hard to tell with the water and what not, but it's got the bipod and the tall front sight and the long barrel. Anyway, just a guess. =)
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:09 pm

That would be it, without a doubt! Didn't even look at the M60 series. Thanks!~~
crankyhead - April 26, 2012, 5:05 pm
M60E3 is my best guess. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:M60E3_live_fire_excersise.jpg
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 12:24 pm

Mor, I found this ph**o for the 'seal/swimming' prompt. I have no idea of its origins and have compared this firearm to a host of materials I have about a**ault weapons. I have yet to find a match. The front sight, etc., is completely off for an AR.
M0rd3kaI - April 26, 2012, 12:14 pm
Now that you mention it the Cammies Don't look too standard for US SEALs either. the under water pic seems like an a**ault rifle of sorts with the mag well, but generally the gas tube is above the barrel in AR's... thanks for the input though
fatelvis - April 25, 2012, 11:18 pm
Kai, it doesn't look American or NATO, front sight is too high and too far forward.
M0rd3kaI - April 25, 2012, 12:56 pm
That's why I'm slightly doubting, only weapons I know that have a similar barrel, gas tube and muzzle arrangement is the M240, M249 and M60... and it is definitely not the last one, looks too long for a SAW... Receiver looks like an AA13, but that barrel
lgvernon - April 25, 2012, 12:03 pm

It could be, but I don't think it is. Some of the compoment parts don't look right to me for that weapon.I also do not see perfs on the forestock. Your guess is as good as mine.
M0rd3kaI - April 25, 2012, 11:23 am
Nice LG, 5L... question: is that a M240?? I can't see so well in the refraction of the water
spypengen - April 25, 2012, 9:49 am
is their an air drop attachment for this?

SEALS - They crave Asians

NAVY SEALS - land sea air there is no hell they haven't seen and nowhere to hide

TAGS: navy seals
Rating: 3.68/5

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Grunno - November 10, 2012, 2:50 pm
Can't hide from them but the Obama administration seems to have trouble finding them when they call for help in Libya
guyfox - September 24, 2010, 12:04 am
you mean as in where was this picture taken?
agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 9:08 pm
Just ask.... Panama.


TAGS: submarine seal team disguised uss nevada
Rating: 4.67/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 16, 2010, 2:07 am
I say shove a GPS up their a$$ and attach laser beams to their heads...and if that isn't effective...try it with actual Harbor Seals...
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 1:27 am
What do you expect from a submarine named after a land-locked state? 5L

CLUBBING - Please don't. I are innocent!

TAGS: seal clubbing
Rating: 3.76/5

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The Goat - January 28, 2010, 3:26 pm
Most non-Canadians wouldn't get this one. The issue is clubbing baby seals (which are the only kind with white coats) out on the ice floes. They're not nearly so pretty when they're full grown...
soulknife20 - April 7, 2009, 4:48 pm
Yes, that is true LogicDude. Yet since they are cute, the bouncers will let them in any way.
LogicDude - April 1, 2009, 1:56 pm
Baby seals are obviously underage...they have no business going clubbing in the first place.

WORD ASSOCIATION. - Club. Your move.

TAGS: baby seal clubbing
Rating: 2.86/5

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Derek - February 4, 2010, 3:42 pm
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pieman - February 4, 2010, 9:30 am
Sidereal - February 4, 2010, 7:38 am


TAGS: bin laden waldo hide advice navy seals your mom
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Derek - May 5, 2011, 3:44 am
Not a very good Wally (Waldo). He's always center-stage at Macworld.
Reality Lord - May 4, 2011, 10:57 pm

lolz martin....i gotta steal that one.
martin81 - May 4, 2011, 7:21 pm
haha cool one! but this is better: http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bin-laden-killed.jpg
tellitlikeitis - May 4, 2011, 6:22 am
Hilarious, made me laugh... even at 6:00am in the morning.


CARPE DIEM - Cuz you'll never know when you can go boating at government expense again.

US NAVY SEALS - Settling forever the Ninja vs. Pirate debate.

TAGS: navy seals pirate fashion
Rating: 3.02/5

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KDP3 - April 17, 2009, 12:18 am
ELI - April 16, 2009, 7:17 pm
d*** right thats all you got, hahaha
Hakiu - April 16, 2009, 7:04 pm
Ninjas were the snipers of yesteryear.


TAGS: seal brakes bacon
Rating: 4.8/5

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RetiredUSNChief - September 9, 2010, 5:54 am
I've GOT to use this one!
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:04 pm
Wonderful! 5L
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:26 pm

love it! great pic, great caption....5 smug L's
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:15 pm
I member smug day as well 83608. Wasnt my best effort but hey it makes nice padding.
GreyScorpion - August 11, 2010, 7:13 pm
oh, and 5L
GreyScorpion - August 11, 2010, 7:12 pm
I remember "SMUG" day..83622


TAGS: bin laden dead seals ftw
Rating: 4.87/5

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justme - May 5, 2011, 3:28 pm
nice job 5L's for you
tellitlikeitis - May 3, 2011, 8:49 pm
I knew by the different fonts who created this. Nice one RL.
rerun - May 3, 2011, 7:35 pm

love this, cannot stand the guy who made it


SAMMY THE SEAL - Finally got that "Walrus walks into a Bar" joke

TAGS: seal laugh laughing
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Claire - October 7, 2009, 8:16 pm
You mean when the baby seal walks into a club.
agdaniele - September 9, 2009, 8:49 pm
Funny and original! 5L

BUD/S - Where fear of the water goes to die

TAGS: seals navy water
Rating: 4.22/5

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Tarapin - July 31, 2011, 1:08 pm
Ahh...Drown-proofing! Fun times to be had by all!

WHERE'S WALDO??? - Haha! There he is!!! Oh shi!

TAGS: navy seals
Rating: 2.86/5

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Derek - December 29, 2009, 12:42 am
Ahhh you Wally

SOMETIMES YOUR THE SEAL... - Well... let's face it, you're always the seal.

AMUSEMENT PARK RIDES - A bit different at Seal-Land

U.S. NAVY SEALS - Suffer the pain of discipline or suffer the pain of regret

SEALAND - That's the joke.

TAGS: sea land sealand england ocean contry hetalia
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by Lina_M13

Derek - September 26, 2009, 8:15 pm
Didn't work out terribly well did it? Still, they got off lighter than the Argentinians did.
agdaniele - September 25, 2009, 7:33 pm
Wow, Lina. Thanks for holding my hand while I crossed One-Lion Boulevard.
pornojoy - September 25, 2009, 5:44 pm
minus funny...

FRUSTATIONS? - Not anymore, just take it out on a baby seal

kristin beck -

BABY SEALS - How can something this cute LIVE?!?!

TAGS: clubbin seals
Rating: 3.5/5

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nonanon - February 10, 2012, 12:10 am
on a side note, Eskimos should play baseball...
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 10:10 pm
ROFLMAO! Everyone who played Overlord II will **** minions!!
TheSarge - November 25, 2009, 11:59 pm
It's not cute...it's a hat.
Das Ghoti - September 13, 2009, 10:57 pm
Something that cute cannot live, and soon enough, none will.
Ed-Hyde - August 27, 2009, 8:24 am
I think his name is Club.
Spencer, Ray - June 12, 2009, 12:56 am
Look close and its crying!
LogicDude - June 2, 2009, 9:14 am
LET'S SING! When you kill a baby seal you don't kill'im for a meal...youkill'im just because you want to hear that sucker squeal! You hit'em in the head and you do it just for kicks...then you poke out their eyes with your eye-pokin' sticks!
Cheeseman - June 1, 2009, 9:53 pm
Those eyes would make great eyes for teddy bears.


TAGS: careful if ya break the seal youll void the warranty
Rating: 4.77/5

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spacedog - August 5, 2010, 11:43 pm


OSAMA BIN LADEN - Really went out with a bang.

CLUBBING - Have a few drinks and party the night away.

TAGS: seal
Rating: 1.73/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 4:05 pm
Puns?...Really?........I thought you were better than that.
MO - February 25, 2010, 4:03 pm
No sir. I was thinking of all the easy puns. That's all.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 4:00 pm
Too easy? Are you walking the stroll again MO? i thought we were past that.
MO - February 25, 2010, 3:47 pm
LMAO! @Mooooooo! I'm not gonna go there. Too easy, and predictable.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
I believe Trash did it first.....the poster not the Seal......He "did" the Seal second.
MO - February 25, 2010, 3:31 pm
This one has been beat to death ... beat harder for more L's.


Meet Chris Kristin Beck -

TAGS: chris kristin beck navy seal
Rating: 4.67/5

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WTFO - June 6, 2013, 2:02 am
Interesting how clueless some people are about freedom and what it costs. Or even the motivations behind some wars. Never let facts get in the way of dogma. But, that conversation is for another site. Ism, I thank those I work with every chance I get.
Ism - June 5, 2013, 7:03 pm
My Father & Nephew are Veterans.. My sister is Civilian Dept. of Defense w/ equivalent rank of Colonel & she served 2 tours in Afghanistan.. im not a fan of the Capitalist War Machine & its Goals.. just the ppl who do fight.. so I can make silly posters..
Cannabal - June 5, 2013, 6:24 pm
So what freedoms were we fighting for in the Persian Gulf? Ah, yes, OIL! A lot of which went to China, by the way.
Sho - June 5, 2013, 3:51 pm
So who are these individuals that form guerrillas and that are being oppressed? The lower class? The middle class? maybe immigrants? Or all of them? And by having them oppressed, you have the freedom to...thank those that oppress them?
Ism - June 5, 2013, 3:44 pm
well... because of ppl like Kristin Beck and our US Armed Services... I don't have to Lead a Guerrilla Resistance Team to fight Oppression... I have the FREEDOM to make Posters and Judge my Peer's Contributions... to me that's Freedom... and I Thank them.
Sho - June 5, 2013, 2:46 pm
Might be a stupid question but I'll ask again: Freedom of/from/to do what?

SO SEAL WALKS INTO A CLUB - Oh wait...this posters been done already

TAGS: seal club
Rating: 3.29/5

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agdaniele - March 17, 2010, 12:49 am
Stop! Hammertime!

insults -



RALLY CELEBRATIONS? - HELL YES!! I'm tired of seeing THEM dancing, and shouting In their DUST and RUBBLE covered streets!


TAGS: rescued seal released shark week
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sho - June 27, 2013, 2:11 pm
that took me by surprise LOL. 5/f
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 12:50 pm
YES! My username made it into a Motifake. 5L! This calls for a celebration! Pass the kool-aid!
lgvernon - June 27, 2013, 10:03 am

I thought Prissy sold gin...who knew?!~~
falloutghoul - June 27, 2013, 8:26 am
Miss Priss Kool-Aid? LOL!
Reality Lord - June 27, 2013, 7:21 am

these are great ....MOAR!!!



TAGS: castaway seals don t like clubs
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 11:34 am
Sea Lions.
ICEMAN - July 8, 2010, 11:43 pm
Subtle. 5L
agdaniele - July 8, 2010, 10:18 pm

BEHIND THE SCENES - Seal Team 5, Between missions

SEAL OF ORICHALCOS - Winner gets your Soul for all eternity. That's not fair is it? I think they should just have your soul for about 20 minutes to do whatever they want.

PETS - They often look like their owners.

TAGS: seal
Rating: 2.17/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 4:36 pm
I dunno....that Seal really turns me on.
Skatastic - February 25, 2010, 4:18 pm
I actually find this girl semi-attractive, and i do not feel the same about the seal.. you, sir, are a liar!
frixxxx - February 25, 2010, 4:04 pm
Club'em both!

Valor Is Of No Service -